How to Keep Your Class Crush Mysterious...
Issue 49 | February 2023
Don't look at his Instagram. He might have a significant other and it'll ruin the fun.
Never watch him take a low angle BeReal selfie and then retake it 5 more times
Don't look at his feet. He might be wearing sandals. You don't need to see those toes.
If you see him on Hinge, EXIT out cause you might see the 'as seen on my mom's fridge' prompt, which is always bad
Go to his frat but wear headphones so he can't talk to you but he'll think you're really cool.
If he waves at you on campus, start to wave back, but then tuck your hair behind your ear instead to keep him guessing (extra points for seeming cute 'n' shy)
DON'T TOUCH, just imagine the big pillow you make out with is him.
Never ask him how he's doing. He might think you actually like him. Then you'd have to drop the class (and not graduate... again) :/
