10 Reasons why Chapman Won't 'Disclose'

Issue 63 | May 2024

Monthly $2,000 fee to pay professional "piss scrapers" to scrape dried piss off the Reagan Bust

$1,000,000 for the Creative Producing Young Hollywood Reporter Photoshoot

Don't want students to see "Litttle bit nicer than the prison one" memo for our Sodexo package

They lost it

Toby's salary is higher than Dean Galloway's

Monthly donations to "Evil Inc."

Paying off past masterclass guests who've been asked stupid questions

$10,000 towards "Premium Black Mold for Dorms"

In addition to not fairly compensating our professors, reducing funding for research, disabled students, and queer studies, financial transparency for Chapman's investments and endowment threatens Chapman administration because of its investments in the military industrial complex, which both invests in and profits off of bombs being dropped on children.

$5,000,000 in marketing Chapman as something other than the school John Eastman was the law school Dean of

Annoy your boyfriend's boyfriend