Day in the Life of an Orange Circle Depop Reseller
Issue 81 | March 2026
- Wake up in my half bedroom apartment in a gentrified neighborhood
- Low ball a facebook marketplace family heirloom
- Drive the red Miata my C-list celebrity ex bought for me and park it into the only available spot in the circle (handicapped and gay)
- Get a Princess Daisy from Contra and SLAM on the no tip button
- Spend $300 on a disemboweled Carhartt jacket from Deelux
- Buy a brand new Levi’s at Army Navy Store to soak in bleach and farts and label “1970s hippie vietnam war protest relic”
- Hit my kratom pen in the Antique Mall and break into all of the cabinets
- Rob and kill an old woman at gunpoint at Kimmie’s for her vintage Prada purse
- Make a viral Tiktok with her dead body #haul
- Post all the hot finds and ask chat to mark up to optimal prices
