The Solution to Jim Miller? Penis Guillotine.

Last Tuesday, after Jerry Price himself was hit with a massive stream of piss that came from the roof of Jim Miller, he decided it was time to clean up Chapman's sleaziest parking lot once and for all. He's set on creating the most fearsome punishment of all time, one that even the toughest FIJI could not withstand.

You rev your truck with a Blue Lives Matter sticker at 1am for everyone to hear? BOOM! Penis Guillotine. You've told someone you "know a spot" then taken them to Jim Miller to have the worst sexual experience of their life? BOOM! Penis Guillotine. You stole a loose speed bump to sell on Fizz Marketplace? BOOM! Penis Guillotine. You used to be Chap-Boys, now you need to start acting like Chap-Men. Your dicks are on the line. Everyone else, it's only a matter of time before Jerry Price sees one sunset pic too many before he invents a new kind of guillotine.