WHO WANTS TO SMOOCH AFTER I GET MY SECOND VACCINE DOSE!!!!??

Please check if you meet any of the following requirements:

☐ I am hot
☐ But not unattainably hot
☐ Haven't been to a frat party since March 2020
☐ Funny, but def not funnier than you, babe
☐ Super into organic foods (but like not vegetables)
☐ Kind Eyes
☐ Will always support your decisions, even buying chocolate hummus
☐ Like, a billig Hawaiian shirt guy
☐ I look like I listen to TV Girl
☐ Oh, you go to Chapman? How do you like it?
☐ Do you need a bag for this honey goat cheese?
☐ You are so sexy for choosing this chicken tikka masala
☐ You're the only customer I talk to
☐ I think about you when I'm ringing her up
☐ I will literally open mouth kiss you right now