Red Flags that Didn't Make it Onto the Zoom Screen
Issue 29 | April 2021
- Bass pro shop sticker on a navy blue hydro flask
- Overworn tan flip flops and very hairy big toes
- Reagan Bush 84 hat/shirt
- Body odor that is strangely reminiscent of buttered popcorn
- Wears mask below the nose
- Brought a skateboard into class
- Actually, that was kinda sick
- Khaki pants that are three inches too short
- And they zip off and become cargo shorts that are three inches too long
- Black and white 2006 New Balance sneakers
- Also his glasses were blue light glasses
