Fiji Names Angel Shot as Official Drink
Issue 61 | March 2024
Fiji for Feminism! The frat is excited to announce their official Spring FiDrink just for the girlies: The Angel Shot. "We've noticed all the 10s asking for it at bars—we don't know what it is, but it's very popular with the ladies!" says Fiji president Dylan Butler. "Lots of our members say their dates are getting these shots, so why not?"
While Fiji also hopes this will attract more hot babes, their primary objective is to honor their beloved darlings "like the angels they are."
Fiji recommends you only order this drink at parties; Jackson Lang asked for it with a salted rim on the rocks at Paul's and was quickly escorted out the back and into an Uber while his Fiji brother he came with was promptly taken into custody. Women beware!
Angel Shot: 1 oz Everclear, 1.5oz absinthe, 2 oz Baileys, top with an orange peel on the rim






