HOT TAKE: i like chapman tbh

Issue 61 | March 2024

hey guys, the others didn't want me to write this one but i snuck it in before publishing. i just wanted to say i actually think chapman is a pretty good school and i like it here. i hear a lot of people complain about it and the other folks at the kumquat do too but honestly there are a lot of things i like about it here. all my classes have been pretty fun ngl.

also the caf is trying their best and the people who work there are friendly and honestly i don't mind the chicken. the cilantro one sucks but the rest is good. the omelet guy has kind eyes.

i don't want to be a meanie, but sometimes i feel like you guys aren't stopping to smell the roses. we pay a lot of money to be here and sure it's not perfect, but i don't regret coming here. the weather is good.

anyway thanks for reading this, i hope you have a splendid day <3

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