From the Editor's Desk: March 2024

March editors letter

Dear Kumquat readers and hate-readers,

Happy Spring and happy spring cleaning season! It's time to send that "whose dishes are these" text, get that bong squeaky clean (salt and isopropyl alcohol guys) or to play everyone's favorite game "sticker or molly" while vacuuming under your rave girl roommate's' bed.

Did you catch our earnest article? Well APRIL FOOLS dweebs! We refuse to stop complaining, and even if Chapman fixed everything we've taken note of so far, we'd complain about Chapman not having enough content for their satire community to survive.

April Fool's again. My senior year's almost over and I'm gonna miss the lot of you. Hope you like the issue, and if you think anything in this is about you specifically, it definitely is.

Love,

Your silly little editor in chief, Madame President