What Your Go-To Coffee Shop Says About You
Issue 36 | December 2021
- Starbucks on campus: Freshman or desperate.
- Starbucks in Circle: Junior or townie.
- Provisions: Professor and/or virgin.
- Pandor: No matter how hard you try, this will not make you feel like you're studying abroad, babe.
- Urth: Do you think it's 2014 and you're a daily vlogger? Are you gonna post The 1975 lyrics over a grainy pic of your matcha with boba? Relax.
- Philz: No comment.
- Bodhi Leaf: You're elusive, you have a glow about you, you brought a book with you, you're making a big deal about it. You're also a GPhi.
- Contra: Oohhh your laptop is always so FUCKING charged isn't it?!? You and your little perfect life, sitting next to shelves of precious little books. Give me a break.
- Tru Bru: What even is this? Where even is that? No.
- Brot: BROT is for HUNGOVER, SINGLE WOMEN who NEED to GOSSIP over DELECTABLE TOAST right FUCKING now.
- Bagel Me: The Student Psychological Counseling Services number is (714) 997-6778.
