December 2018

Issue 4

Read Articles Individually Like a Nerd

Page 1

  • Orange resident "Can't wait" for Undie Run(in print only)
  • Holiday celebration funded by your tuition(in print only)
  • Precious Fucking Lindsey needs to go to Target(in print only)
  • Girl "Really wants to hang out" just "Busy with finals"(in print only)
  • Family Friendly Explanations For Your Really Fun and Not Desperately Sad First Semester(in print only)

Page 2

  • White student taking language credit swears he's "Japanese at heart"(in print only)
  • That panther? It's alive.(in print only)
  • The Kumquat's Art Hoe Section
  • From the Editor's Desk December 2018(in print only)
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