From the Editor's Desk December 2018

Happy Holidays Motherfuckers. We hope you have a swell break. We hope no one fights around the Christmas tree and no houses are burned down by unwatched menorahs. We hope you get drunk with your parents and you hook up with your high school ex. But, most all, we hope you give our ego a gift by following us on Twitter and Instagram.

From our shitty little flyer to you, have a merry fucking non-denominational 3-week-break.

Xoxo,

Your silly lil Editors in chief

@chapmankumquat chapmankumquat@gmail.com