From the Editor's Desk: February 2023

Happy "corporate greed's take on love" day to all of our single, lonely Panthers and to those Panthers who are in a relationship and still lonelier than ever!

This month, I got married, divorced, married again, and now I'm trying out this whole "ethical non-monogamy thing" with my wife and the bouncer from Paul's! Being in a throuple has its pros and cons... Double the amount of valentine's day gifts (that's TWO lockets with a small piece of my hair), and triple the amount of bodily fluids.

We go through the classic ups and downs of any relationship, like getting really mad at your new partner when you realize he's just two 5'7" Phi Tau guys in a trenchcoat with a giant fake mustache; but at the end of the day, I love my throuple (quadruple?) and I love the carpool lane even more.