Reasons to Break Up with Your Girlfriend: According to your Roommate.

Love is in the air, gents. And you know what that means, your girl might expect big commitment soon, EEEYUCK! As you approach the point of no return, It may be easy to feel chalantly in love. Luckily, your dear roommate and long term homeboy prepared a list of compelling rebuttals:

What about the band?:
We've almost started that EP. She's trying to divide us, like Yoko Ono, vro.

Less quality time:
We're so close to hitting silver rank in Marvel Rivals.

You're abandoning your responsibilities:
If you're gone, who's gonna clean the dishes or hear me yell over Discord?

Relationships are overrated:
Look, high value males get it. I'm 'single by choice', a guru if you will.

She's too pretty:
Her with YOU? She's obviously planning something sinister. She's mid anyways: Nevermind, the boys can't know you fw her like that.

What about the band? (cont'd.):
Let's face it, she'll never appreciate your craft, now let's start that cathartic shoegaze ballad for your ex.

What about us?:
Vro, I miss you. Like it gets really lonely here and I don't have much going on. Not a big deal though.

Less time for our projects:
We have so many dishes left. Imagine the possibilities if you clean them. Also the band, the band bro.