Solo costumes:

• A vampire
• Spirit Halloween Tung Tung Costume
• My ex-roommate
• Frat bro that’s about to post something on his story about the Cornell 7
• Werewolf
• The guys that eat cilantro chicken, and nothing else
• The Glass Hall pedophile
• Your ugly ex-boyfriend who thinks he’s hot shit, so he dresses up as Superman
• The worst person you’ve ever met dressed as an angel
• That smirking guy from Starbucks
• A ghost… oh wait, that’s just your pale friend from the Bay Area!
• A mummy
• An exact recreation of Michael B. Jordan in Sinners (meet me later, I’ll make sure my roommates are out)

Some group/couple costumes:

• RFK looking like different recalled foods– there are so many to choose from! (roast beef, clams, tofu, applesauce, frozen buffalo chicken wings, probably water soon)
• The Wonderland System (each of you can choose a different alter!)
• The Twin Towers (too soon?)
• Charlie and Erika Kirk – if you have a side hoe, have them dress up as Tyler Robinson

If you specifically want to scare a man:

• Commitment (I see you, Jacob. You know what you did.)
• A book

If you want to scare Chapman Admin:

• Being anti-genocide
• Responsible financial decisions (we remember the ballroom on Memorial Lawn) #neverforget