From the Editor's Desk: November 2018

Hey, we just want you to know that we're hot. Like, really, really hot. Like fall on the floor, throw your phone in a river after texting us hot. All of the writers of The Kumquat are ridiculously attractive, Especially #1 & #2! And guess what! We're all single too! (Except for #10, but fuck that guy.)

#5 is going abroad next semester, but she'd definitely be down for a casual hookup until then.

#6 just got a haircut and it looks great!

#8 has beautiful brown hair, and #9 has a nose!

Skeptical? Well, we recently sat down with the writing staff and stared at them for 127 seconds each and we can confirm—each one of them is ridiculously hot. So hot, that when meeting them, your first thought is probably "How can a person be this hot?"

You can slide into our Insta/Twitter DM's anytime you want or even send us a sexy email.

So, I guess what we're trying to say is: Lauren, #4 is the cute, funny, guy in your Story class and you should go out with him.

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