TRAGIC: There Are No Hot Guys in Any of My Classes

It started out just like any other first day of Zoom classes. I sat in front of my ring light, full face of makeup, "touch up my appearance" on, with the coolest, sexiest fun fact about myself ready to go. However, I became deeply disheartened when I had to introduce myself to a screen full of boring, ugly nerds all day. A resilient woman like me doesn't lose hope. I said to myself, "Maddie, you have two more classes tomorrow. Stay strong, queenie."

The next day, the unthinkable happened: two classes, nothing but uggos. I scrolled through every page on gallery view, even tried to feel something for the muscle tank guy as I tilted my head and squinted my eyes. Literally ZERO hot guys in any of my classes.

And now, I can't even change my classes anymore. It's too late. I would've changed my major, but I didn't know about that deadline thing because I'm not a nerd and I was busy getting railed. I hate to admit it, but I'm feeling lost, hopeless, and worried. What is my tuition money even going towards at this point? Anyway, if you are a hot guy that takes classes here and want to date a hot and perfect angel, please hmu.