How To Tell If Your RA is Ticklish and Where

Step 1 (Self-Evaluate):
At the end of the day, tickling anyone, especially an authority figure, without their consent is frowned upon.

Step 2 (armpits):
ARMPITS! 89% of adults are ticklish in their armpits (and trust me I did my own research on this (thanks dad!)) so yeah go for the armpits most of the time. But if armpits ain’t workin’, go back to step one.

Step 3 (Pat yourself on the back):
You made it to step 3, congrats. Only 20% of people make it to step three. You’re in an elite crew and I’m recruiting you for a tickle heist. We are going to tickle every living president (aim for the pits!)

Step 4 (self help):
Over the course of writing this article I came to the realization that my life is not where I thought it would be at this time. Everyday is worse than the last so everyday is the worst day of my life. I haven’t laughed in months and as an RA I would love for someone to come over and try these moves. I duct-taped my arms to the wall and I’m waiting.