How to Know If Your Podcast Idea With the Gay Guy You Met at O-Week is Good (It Isn’t)

dear kinley and david,

i heard the two of you gabbing on the starbucks patio yesterday, and i have a few thoughts.

first, i’m so glad that you met your twin flame at o-week! the straight-girl-gay-guy duo is sooo in right now. how awesome is it that you can banter for hours, misuse aave together without it being weird, and side eye any animation major you pass by on main campus. you heard about chapman radio and com 108 from your ol and the two of you devised a sick and totally unique plan: starting “kd chats,” your fun little slice-of-life talk show podcast! surely everyone is eager to hear you talk about your fresh take on hookup culture for 50 minutes on a thursday afternoon. everybody’s talking about how much they want to know if your professor is gay or not!

hold on, though… don’t you see the line of pairs just like you just waiting for their opportunity to broadcast themselves talking about nothing? pack it up will and grace!unfortunately, you’re not tiktok users a_twink_and_a_redhead. If anything, you’re an_otter_and_a_fake_blonde. maybe some things are better left said in the safety of your sandhu triple.