So Your Boyfriend Watches Porn

Hooooly shit! So you just walked in on your boyfriend of three years jerkin' it to two people that AREN'T YOU having sex with each other. On his stupid little iPhone 17 ProMax. That fucking ASSHOLE! What a piece of shit, right? And it's like, doesn't he get that porn is inherently objectifying and exploitative?! Gah!! I guess he's just another man, just a perpetuator of The System, so typical!

But what if there's more to the story? Sure, you're probably feeling insecure because the girl he was watching get absolutely fingerblasted was way, way hotter than you, but who are you to compare yourself to other women? Isn't that exactly what THEY (the patriarchy) want you to do? And hotter according to who? Some outdated fricken Western beauty standard? I mean, really, you should be questioning why having double D milkers is even desirable for him in the first place. Probably there's some deep seeded need to be loved and nurtured that he's expressing through jerking it crazy style.

So maybe, instead of getting really mad and threatening to leave him, which might cause him to become some sort of crazy Incel (which would 100% be your fault), you join him and point out the flubs and follies of the porn industry. Goon or goon not, there is no try.