May 2026

Issue 83

Read Articles Individually Like a Nerd

Page 1

  • We Need New Talkers(in print only)
  • I'm a Pedophile, and I Love it Here!(in print only)
  • She Kum on My Quat Til' I(in print only)
  • 10 Kummandments(in print only)

Page 2

  • How to Bag That Mid Ass White-Boy Who Don't Want You(in print only)
  • From the K to the Kremlim: New Parlow-Funded Russian Internship(in print only)
  • So Your Boyfriend Watches Porn(in print only)
  • Thoughts on Dying Soon(in print only)
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