5 Ways to Kill Your Racist Stepgrandma This Holiday Season

Look, we've all been there. Sometimes awful people cannot be fixed with logic and reasoning. Sometimes before you can peacefully lobby for reform, you just need to ice an evil bitch a couple years before her time. So, if your Trump-loving step-grandma tries to deport your Mexican boyfriend this holiday season, a few tips:

1. Replace that addict's cigarette filter with asbestos. Smoking should have killed her years ago–you are just speeding up the process.
2. Convince her to get a cybertruck. Easy to do, and that deathtrap will handle the rest.
3. Buy her Shen Yun (China Before Communism!) tickets and then take her to Hamilton instead. The cognitive dissonance will shortwire a stroke.
4. Do not attempt to stop her from injecting hand sanitizer into her body instead of a COVID vaccine, like you did last year. This one is pretty self-explanatory.
5. Write a bible verse telling her to kill herself and post it on Facebook.A