From The Editor's Desk: October 2024

AHHHHH! You scared me; that's a crazy-looking mask. Oh, wait...is that...your face?? What happened to that strict skincare? But hey, now you have a free Halloween costume—depressed, sickly, and will never get a job college student! Perfect for you, Mr. Movie-Maker.

October is the perfect month. Leaves falling, the wind blowing, everyone fucking, it is just so beautiful. Wait a minute, I was daydreaming again. That's October if I actually got into NYU. October is the worst fucking month in sunny SoCal. Green trees, stationary wind, and men hate me. Why am I still getting a tan?

But I guess October has some good things, I mean this, of course, and that Panther's article. They sooo want to be us. Kind people, but I don't trust them. I never trust journalists, they are ridden with evil and corruption. Except for us. Ugh, it's hard being the best.

Anyway, remember to be insane this Halloween..it's my last in Orange, and I want to point and laugh at some crazy white people.

Ily, ttyl,

Rainbow Lockhart