5 ways NOT to get plonked as a freshman
Issue 86 | August 2026
- Avoid the fountains that’s prime plonking zone
- If your teacher asks for a volunteer on the first day DO NOT raise your hand
- If you see any suspicious activities by upperclassmen report it to P(Plonk)-Safe
- Don’t accept drinks from strangers (could be plonk punch)
- My freshman year roommate Bill Stevens got plonked and he went nonverbal
