What the Kumquat is thankful for this year
Issue 3 | November 2018
The Pie Hole’s desperation to make us eat there
Those Chapman Star Wars T-shirts in the gift shop
Moulton Hall
The Big Ass Lit Panther that hangs off of Beckman in December
On campus jobs where you get to drive a golf cart
Handjobs in the Folino
The Remake of Herbie Fully Loaded
Frozen dinners for one, that on the back say “one and a half servings”
Everyone who dressed up as Scooby Doo characters for Halloween
