Degenerate RA Refuses to Meet Smile Quota

Hide your children! Talia McCarthy, the Resident Advisor of Pralle-Sodaro third floor, has committed the greatest heresy of her Reslife career: failing to fulfill the "smile quota" for the seventh day in a row!

This marks the final straw in a long list of atrocities, such as not taking her Reslife-mandated "happy pills," not maintaining a satisfactory percentage of "frolicking and joyous residents," and not holding her "Tacos and Tax Returns" hall event because "she wasn't feeling it" after "her grandma died of pancreatic cancer."

According to Chris Alan, her HR Representative (as well as her RD, supervisor, and employer, since RA's do not have legal access to HR as unpaid workers), "Reslife is incredibly accepting, generous, and gracious towards our RA's shortcomings, which is why we are firing Talia, instead of executing her."

For those saddened that Talia's heinous acts will go largely unpunished, fear not: since Talia was a lower-class first-generation student reliant on her provided housing, she will not have the financial ability to graduate. Serves her right, the ungrateful bitch!