Heartwarming: Chapman Influencer Will Be Living Large Post-Grad

Issue 73 | May 2025

Did you hear? Lifestyle influencer and senior Kendall Post sold her 10,000th weight-loss supplement to a girl in middle school!

"Thank you to all the girlies, I wish you well on your weight-loss missions!" she said in a recent video, "I'm going on a mission of my own! Senior trip to Madrid, WOO!"

When asked what she likes more about her profession, the money or the profound influence she has on people, she had a hard time deciding, but ultimately said,

"Knowing that there are people all around the world who look at me and feel inspired to lose a few– that's what it's all about!"

Of course, Kendall doesn't take the supplements she sells because they "don't work" and because she's "not fat and stupid" (her words, not ours). But sometimes, when the first class seat belt sits a little bit too snug, and an old post of hers comes up on her FYP where she still has light in her eyes, she'll take one or two. But that's just a testament to her influence– she can even make herself feel insecure!

Kendall is graduating from Chapman with a degree in education. We at the Kumquat can't wait for her to further influence the developing minds of America's children!

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