Student – Not Undercover PSAFE Officer – Looking for Drug Dealer
Issue 37 | January 2022
Wanted: New drug dealer. Need ASAP. Preferably BIPOC (no particular reason). Must think 'Euphoria' is pussy shit. That you? Hey buddy, I am a huge pothead (he/they) and in the market for some new ganja, and am putting this ad out there to get as many hash-slingers inside Hashinger as possible this Saturday. So I can meet all of you, nothing weird. I am 19.
Don't worry about PSAFE. They are NOT coming. Actually, those PSAFE guys and one girl are really chill once you get to know them, but like I'd never tattle-tale on you. Or bring a brigade of PSAFE officers to the top of Jim Miller. Is that where you guys do weed? Sick. Again, I am 19. If you want to be my new dealer please email me at letsdoweed@chapman.edu
