So You Seek A Work Study Job?

STUDENT BEWARE!!! For the tale I am about to tell you is a tricky one indeed. If you wish to obtain the endless bounty of a work study job and (partially) free yourself from the shackles of tuition debt, you must listen carefully. Your journey will be treacherous and dire.

First, you must send an online application to the Student Business Office through their online portal. Here, you will face many sorrows as you shout into the endless canyon of unanswered emails. You may never hear back from a hiring manager ever again…

If you do in fact succeed in this first task and obtain an interview, prepare yourself to answer the Wizard of Interviews' riddles three. Riddles may include: "What days are you available to work?" and "What would you do if a patron cast the Spell of Ancient Grief upon you?" Be careful, dear traveler, for these questions are meant to deceive and befuddle you. Tread lightly.

After you've defied this trickery, your final task will be filling out a daunting pile of electronic paperwork. Equip yourself with your hefty documents and a Witness as you embark on the long journey to find the cave of I-9 doom. Many have fallen to the campus witch's hex of forgetting to check their email inbox, so keep your eyes peeled. Watch out for stray ogres and goblins who seek to be hired before you. Good luck, young traveler. Good luck.