O-Week 2

Congratulations freshmen. You've made it through your first month of college. Betcha' think you've got it all figured out, dontcha? Not so fast, Jack. O-WEEK 2 is coming.

Remember how you were supposed to get a roommate you could be friends with? In O-Week 2, it's revealed that your roommate has been twenty-nine years old this whole time, and he reads books with a little reading light before he goes to sleep. What a fucking loser!

You came into O-Week 1 thinking college was a chance to reinvent yourself, didntcha? Well, guess what, buddy? Thrifted clothes won't hide your need to seek out toxic friendships because you're just that desperate for people to love you!

But at least you have friends now, right? Wrong. You thought the friend group that started from your O-Week situationship was gonna last forever, huh? HA! In O-Week 2, relationships become even more delicately nuanced and hard to decipher. Ruh roh!

So, freshie. You made it through the first O-Week. You'll probably make it through your freshman year. But O-Week 2? O-Week 2 never ends.