From the Editor's Desk: August 2024

Issue 65 | August 2024

Hiiiii for the first time,

We did it! After two years of this shit, we finally have a person of color as editor. Excited? Well you should be, because this might never happen again.

Now, I don't want to put you off by our super WHITE, MALE, and HETEROSEXUAL staff. We would be nowhere without them. And they're really funny, I swear. But it might be nice to bring back gossiping and having fun to The Kumquat. Well, I guess you can't dwell on a brighter past forever.

If you haven't gotten the point yet, all the white guys who make movies and are the "funniest" person in your all-white (but never in a race way) friend group are thinking about applying this semester...You should totally go for it! I harbor no negative feelings and I doubt anything will affect my decision!

Anyways ttyl, kisses, ily,

Editor Delicious :p

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