May 2020
Issue 19
Read Articles Individually Like a Nerd
Page 1
- Don't Worry, Senior Prank Still On(in print only)
- Health Update: Dodge Sophomore needs Artsy Undie Run pregame or She Will Combust(in print only)
- P-Safe Has Swords Now(in print only)
Page 2
- 13 Reasons Why I Deserve to Fuck Timothée Chalamet(in print only)
- Pete the Panther Quarantining at Home in the Fucking JUNGLE(in print only)
- Kumquat's Quarantine Watch Suggestions
Page 3
- Student's Look Forward To Spending Three Months at Home After Three Months at Home(in print only)
- An Ode to Undie Run(in print only)
- From the Editor's Desk: May 2020(in print only)
