New top frat? Join Captain Red-Beard's motley crew!

Issue 61 | March 2024

Avast all ye Chapman students! For all those in search of a fraternity to rush, look no further than Captain Red-Beard's motley crew! Ya heard me right! After a battle with the great kraken o' the west, we find ourselves short on crewmates, and a minor mapping error when searching for the Fiji islands we found ourselves at Chapman's own Fiji fraternity! There we learned that there be a surplus of young men willing to pay to drink and socialize with almost exclusively other men. It be a dream come true!

While we be havin' our share of fun we are a professional fraternity... if gettin treasure be your profession! Some job skills you'll pick up are plundering, scallywagging, knot tying, swordsmanship, dancin', and drinkin'! Yarg! There be a surplus of networking opportunities, but we can't forget about the kiddies! Our philanthropy is a cause close to our weathered hearts, we be teachin young street urchins to pickpocket and panhandle for coin for they be our future. For those of ye that be lily-livered fear not, our hazin' be tame... ifn ye not afraid of Davey Jones' Locker

Sincerely, Captain Red-Beard

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