Spelling Error Cause for Massive Renovations

Students next Fall will be in for a surprise; Chapman's Piazza, known for its gratuitous water waste and Orange High School overflow skateboarders, will be replaced with pizza next semester. In a memo received by The Kumquat, President Struppa said of the matter, "Yes, there was a miscommunication in regards to the renovation, and by the time we realized it, it was too late. The Piazza will now be a pizza." In his weekly bulletin, Jerry Price expressed his desire for the pizza to be a Blaze pizza. In response, outraged students created several pro-Pizza Press Instagram accounts, citing their desire for an "Industrial-Revolution paper-company-vibe."

In response to the response, the administration released a statement that the Instagram accounts were unhelpful and antithetical to the Piazza's values of creating a safe-space for ugly public breakups. In response to the response to the response, The Hesperian released an editorial, defending Blaze, after misidentifying Pizza Press as a leftist newspaper. In any case, as students return to campus next semester, they can expect to enjoy a brand new pizza covered with marinara, full-fat, low moisture mozzarella, and of course, more and more neo-Nazi posters.