From the Editor's Desk: December 2022

Bahhh humbug. As the anti editor, I sat in passive resistance to the holiday season, audibly going "urghhhuhhhbooo" whenever I saw anything red or green for the last three months. Butttttt.... as the big(but non hierarchical) boss around town who no one believes is real, I've been thinking me and this guy Saint Nicholas have a few things in common. He gives out presents to kids all around the world, and I'm a communist (probably? need to read up on it). He drives a sleigh powered by christmas magic (environmentally friendly), I drive a prius.

Historically, there have been two camps of thought when it comes to Santa Clause, usually divided between children and adults. This December, I choose to PROUDLY align myself with the third camp: adults who believe for exclusively contrarian reasons that Santa Claus is real. So let's sing out carols, with an anti establishment tone, and accept what everyone is too scared to: A Big Jolly Man Delivers Presents to Kids Around the World One Day A Year. And will also (fingers crossed!!) get me a vibrator this year.

12/26 Update: Found a karaoke microphone under the tree yesterday morning. I guess if you yell loud enough, it could double as a vibrator. Thanks Santa.