SPRING RAILROAD INTERN WANTED

SPRING RAILROAD INTERN:
Union Pacific
Los Angeles, CA
Unpaid

Job description:

Union pacific... where dreams become reality

Are you passionate about manual labor? Do you want to commute on horse for multiple hours? Need something desperately on your resume?

Please include your dogshit resume and hand write a five page cover letter describing why you want this so fucking bad.

Forward to:
imstarving@unionpacific.mail