March 2020

Issue 17

Read Articles Individually Like a Nerd

Page 1

  • The world is ending, I should text my ex, right?(in print only)
  • Chapman Too Horny(in print only)
  • What Was Left When I Went to Ralph's(in print only)

Page 2

  • How to Flirt in Zoom Class(in print only)
  • It's raining? What the fuck?
  • Greek Life Calls Coronavirus a Little Bitch(in print only)
  • From the Editor's Desk: March 2020(in print only)
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