Kumquat Reviews: Oscar Winners

F1: the sacrifice we had to make to not have to hear Timothee Chalamet’s acceptance speech

Sinners: the worst white guy you know just found out he’s 10% Irish

One Battle After Another: big day for leftists who tell everyone to “read theory” instead of explaining their point

Frankenstein: very validating to everyone who’s been projecting their daddy issues onto Oscar Isaac

Sentimental Value: very validating to everyone with no one to project their daddy issues on

Hamnet: Paul Mescal continues his quest to play the most downtrodden man ever conceived

Weapons: Chappell Roan looks ROUGH