Not 21? Here's How to Get Into the D
Issue 82 | April 2026
- Use a fake ID. JK, if you try this, everyone will laugh at you, atomize the ID in front of you, then they kill you.
- Convince the bouncer that you’re them from the future. WARNING: This one only works if you look like an older version of the bouncer.
- Have a baby go in front of you. Next to a baby, you’re going to look pretty old!
- Hide in your older friend’s purse. WARNING: This one only works if your friend has a huge purse and is strong enough to carry you.
- Be the bottom half of a trenchcoat. I have never seen the bottom half get ID’d.
