Meet Strup.ai, the Newest Presidential Portrait... that Talks!

That's right, Daniele Struppa has not only resigned from the presidency– he's also resigned from the three-dimensional plane... and into our newly developed Portrait Matrix™! There, his consciousness will reside ad infinitum as a brand new computational system, Strup.Ai!

Some of you may be wondering, "Does he like it there?" And to that we say: ask him! With limitless Q&A capabilities, Strup.Ai can answer all the questions your heart desires, including the ones that had previously been wasting away in his inbox, like "What's your favorite math equation?" and "Why are you complicit in the erosion of your students' civil liberties?" Now, he's available 24/7, 365 for YOUR pleasure! There's no need for sleep in the Portrait Matrix!

We are very excited to finally make President Struppa accessible to all students, and we hope that this painting will reflect his legacy better than some stinkin' building being named after him! So come by the Rotunda any time to gaze upon our beautiful President and maybe gain some wisdom, too! He'll be happy to see you– it's part of his programming!

Side note: If you hear wails of agony and existential despair emanating from the portrait's TalkBox™, please contact us. This is a bug that we are doing our best to patch. Thank you!