Chapman Lesbians Confused by Study Abroad Fair

Pandemonium erupted last Wednesday during the study abroad fair when Chapman lesbians and bisexual women flocked to the event only to leave in disappointment.

"We're tired of misleading events meant to make the school seem more progressive when really it's not offering services to its marginalized communities," says student, lesbian. "What's the point of going to another country? What do they have, more women?"

Even straight people were mad. "All of PIKE came out for this one," says pike President Dylan Milewski. "Where are the babes?"

"Everyone always says their biggest regret of college is not studying abroad," lesbian Lina Flynn says. "That's why I study a broad everyday by staring at my beautiful girlfriend."

Let's hope Chapman plans on doing better for our gay Manthers, who are looking forward to the reopening of Sandhu's newly renovated "male room" next week.