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Best Group Costumes if Your Friend is in a Coma
Issue 88 | October 2026
Your friend in the coma would be drowsy and you have to be Mr. Calendar.
Tales from a Fallen Angel Wings’ Halloweekend
Issue 88 | October 2026
I overheard that I was part of man-whore’s last-minute costume: “Dead Lucifer” or some nonsense like that. Except, idiot forgot to get fake blood when he swiped me from Spirit Halloween, so they used ketchup.
Is She Ghosting Me or Just Filming a Mr. Beast Video?
Issue 88 | October 2026
Take this quiz to determine if Beth from Hinge just got bored or if she must keep her hands on the helicopter.
New Report Shows that YOU Were Supposed to be Curry Barker
Issue 85 | July 2026
YOU were supposed to have 5 films set up at studios and HE was supposed to be considering grad school!
Did I Just Meet the Man of the Summer?
Issue 84 | June 2026
After listening to the song of the summer, I thought I had just about done everything this season had to offer. That was until I met Don.
The Next Abraham Lincoln? Broke Roommates Share One Mattress
Issue 84 | June 2026
Rent and utilities were fucking us harder than Joshua Fry Speed must have been fucking Abraham Lincoln, and we needed to save money somewhere.
Help: Gay Garden
Issue 84 | June 2026
I am a proud Orange homeowner and member of the Gardening Ladies of Orange County Facebook Group, and (surprise, surprise) for the 5th June in a row, my garden is gay.
Upgrade to LGBTQ+ Today
Issue 84 | June 2026
Gay and want more? Discover your sexuality 100% faster with LGBTQ+
I'm a Pedophile, and I Love it Here!
Issue 83 | May 2026
As a little kid, I always had a profound attraction to other little kids. It wasn’t until I was older that I realized this was actually a bad thing!
She Kum on My Quat Til' I
Issue 83 | May 2026
She says, "Come back to bed, please, I need you." "Too bad," I say. "Satire calls, I must design a meme about that damned Cheeto man." I am going to prove a white boy is capable of challenging the status quo
10 Kummandments
Issue 83 | May 2026
Hey guys. Editor Christ here. I'm going to be nailed to a cross soon, but before I go, I thought I should impart some wisdom on y'all.
As Reparations, Dodge Announces “Prince Of Persia” Masterclass With Iranian Actor “Jake Gyllenhaal”
Issue 81 | March 2026
This BAFTA winner will be answering questions about his role in his mind-bending 2010 classic, “Prince of Persia”.