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THE KUMTOON: December 2023

Issue 58 | December 2023

Panel 1: Three people staring over a grave, "It's tragic, honestly", "I just wish we could've known she was struggling." Panel 2: A gravestone with the text, "HERE LIES CLOSING SHIFT ROOMMATE. Beloved. Misunderstood." Panel 3: A flashback of a person frantically doing their closing tasks.
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