Articles

How To Tell If Your RA is Ticklish and Where

Issue 86 | August 2026

Step 1 (Self-Evaluate), Step 2 (armpits), Step 3 (Pat yourself on the back), and Step 4 (self help).

My Roommate is an AI

Issue 86 | August 2026

New in town? Join our Friend Group

Issue 86 | August 2026

“Man, I wish there was a group of 5 cool platonic male friends that need one more new friend to recreate the optimal friend group they had last year.”

How to Win an Oscar After Accidentally Walking Through a Student Short Film

Issue 86 | August 2026

5 ways NOT to get plonked as a freshman

Issue 86 | August 2026

New Report Shows that YOU Were Supposed to be Curry Barker

Issue 85 | July 2026

YOU were supposed to have 5 films set up at studios and HE was supposed to be considering grad school!

Shedding My Womanhood for a Decent Bedframe

Issue 85 | July 2026

With under 4-6 years of work experience and $32.16 in my bank account, I had to act fast.

Silver Lake Workwear Trend's Professional Consequences

Issue 85 | July 2026

The young fashionistas of Silver Lake have reached unprecedented levels of nonchalance as the widely popular workwear trend has them wearing reflector vests and hard hats.

Girl Sends 7th Partiful Update

Issue 85 | July 2026

“Chloe is turning REDACTED” [25]

The One Night a Year Single People Can Kill Themselves

Issue 85 | July 2026

“We were looking at The Purge movies and trying to find out a way to do a rom com play on that”

Help: Gay Garden

Issue 84 | June 2026

I am a proud Orange homeowner and member of the Gardening Ladies of Orange County Facebook Group, and (surprise, surprise) for the 5th June in a row, my garden is gay.

We Need New Talkers

Issue 83 | May 2026

"What if the girl character spoke less? Always good to have sexy mystique!". Why must it always be this kind of person who feels the need to speak?